“I Like Dwayne Johnson Movies”
"Little Hairs Are Just First Responders"
“She Has the Teeth of the Person She Seems Like”
“Baby on Board, Cody!”
“I Don’t Even Have Pockets”
“I’m All Drummed Up”
“Gimme the Big Three!”
“Pontiac! Pontiac! Pontiac! Pontiac!”
“HA HA SUCKERS!”
“This Whole Place Wreaks of Jimmy Carter”
“Kinky Friedman. Amarillo, TX”
“I Fought a Long Sleeved Shirt”
“Whistle at the Bottom of a Shoe”
“I’m a Loner Dottie, a Rebel”
“Carl Eugene on the Bloody Mary Cart, Everyone”
“I Get Emotional Haircuts”
“Nah Man, My Schedule is Chucky Jam Packed”
“Did Someone Eat an Onion Bagel? Stanley Tucci”
“Cookies in the Vestibule”
“I Got Hips Like a Pressure Washer”
“I Don’t Know Where I Am & I’m Holding a Baked Potato”
“Billy Zane is Outside Taking a Phone Call'‘
“I Need to Know Your Favorite Year Out of the Month”
“Spaghetti No. 5”
“Apply Cleanser and Gently Massage Into Skin”
“Bananaduh”
“Directions For Use With Water”
“Directions For Use Without Water'‘
“Mild Enough to Cleanse a Baby’s Delicate Skin”
“Rinse”
“Soothing, Non-Irritating, Cleanser Ideal for Face, Hands and Body”
“Just Found a Sacajawea in Santa Monica”
“I’m Never Going to Apologize for the Brussel Sprouts in Your Car”
“The Ballad of Bebop & Rocksteady, By Andy Dixon”
“Help Me, Elvis!”